Showing posts with label Noggleberry. Show all posts
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Sunday, 11 March 2012

Noogle-My-Berries


Eeeek... This was an exciting morning... I got my new contoured noogleberry cups in the post!

For those of you who are simultaneous thinking 'what the hell is 'noogleberry'... let me clarify: Noogleberry is A breast pump enlargement device (as seen above) designed by a genius - a woman of course. Well in fact it was designed by her husband as well - but together they have gifted the world of mosquito bite busted females with a solution (if they are looking). It works by using suction to create blood flow, gradually creating and sustaining new tissue.

How you use it:  You should slather your bust with a moisturiser to begin - I find oil is much better, and if you can create your own at home herbal oil breast enhancement even better. (Simply a mixture of almond oil and fenugreek liquid extract found in Holland and Barrett will be more then sufficient.)

Heat the cups up a little with a hair dryer - not too long, but just a minute or so, so that they warm up (this is not required I just do this because I find it helps and creates better swelling)

Place the noogleberry cups over each breast, and it may be a juggling act trying to hold them in place, but begin pumping the hand pump very fast in order to create suction.  It may take a little while to grasp this, but you will and you will end up looking like Robobust (my partners name for me!)

Drink at least 4 big glasses of water whilst pumping - It gives much better swelling and you can feel the liquid going directly to your bust as you drink!

You should not over-pump, just pump to where feels comfortable and is not causing an uncomfortable pressure, gradually increase the pressure every ten minutes or so. Pump for an hour everyday, and if you can do more even better, keep this up, being prepared for the long haul (because it is not an overnight implant) but enjoy the process. it is all you, all natural, you are creating blood flow which is healthy for your breasts, and in the long-run you are going to have a chest that you are much happier with!

If you would like to see pictures of my own journey, you can email me at boobieslifeandluster@gmail.com and I'll be happy to share them with you.

LA xoxo